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#12🦥How Lazy People Like Me Keep Their Bathroom Clean

Using Only 2 Products Twice a Week

😫Hate cleaning your bathroom?

Same. But a dirty bathroom?

Also hate that.☹️

Here's the thing - keeping your bathroom clean doesn't have to be a whole weekend project.

Fellow lazy people keep sharing this method—because it's stupidly simple and it works.

The Only 2 Products You'll Ever Need:

  • All-Purpose Bathroom Spray ($5-8) Get the one with "scrub-free" on the label. Trust me, it's worth the extra buck. Spray, wait, wipe—done. No arm workout needed.

Pro tip: Store-brand versions work just as well as the fancy stuff.

  • Disposable Wipes ($3-4) Yes, disposable. Because who wants to wash cleaning cloths? Get the thick ones; they're better for lazy wiping and won't fall apart mid-clean.

The Twice-a-Week System:

Sunday Power Move (5 mins):

  • Spray everything down first (toilet, sink, shower)

  • Scroll through TikTok for 2 minutes (let the spray do its thing)

  • Wipe in this order:

    • Sink & mirror (cleanest first)

    • Shower/tub

    • Toilet (always last)

  • Done. Go back to bed.

Wednesday Touch-up (3 mins):

  • Quick sink wipe

  • Toilet bowl spritz

  • Mirror check (just the spots with toothpaste) That's it. Seriously.

Lazy Pro Tips:

  • Keep products in plain sight - out of sight = never used

  • Spray before your morning shower, wipe after

  • Hair on the floor? Use toilet paper to sweep it up during your daily business

  • Keep wipes within arm's reach of the toilet

What Not To Do:

❌ Don't scrub anything (wrong product if you need to)

❌ Don't deep clean weekly (this method prevents buildup)

❌ Don't move products around (lazy cleaning needs easy access)

Your lazy friend needs this 😉 Urgent!

Emergency Clean (1 min):

When someone's coming over:

  1. Quick toilet wipe

  2. Mirror check

  3. Toss everything in the cabinet

  4. Spray air freshener Done. Your bathroom looks decent.

Remember: This isn't about having a bathroom that could pass a military inspection.

It's about keeping things clean enough that you're not embarrassed when friends pop over.

#LazyGenius Tips:

  • Set reminders? Nah. Just link it to something you already do (like laundry day)

  • Products running low? Order online. Walking to the store is too much work

  • Bathroom starting to smell? Drop one of those toilet tank tablets in. They last forever.

Now go forth and be lazy-yet-clean! Your bathroom will thank you (and so will your guests). 🚽✨

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